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i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
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@VeronicaRoth: @realjohngreen Oh no! You left your Gus & Hazel in Chicago!

!!!

Three wonderful people. (Ansel is so tall! Veronica is, like, my height.)

they’re so perfect for their roles :)
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I got 99 problems & TNT is one: getneopointsbitches: ktam: yeah i’m a 20 year old unemployed virgin...

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getneopointsbitches:

ktam:

yeah i’m a 20 year old unemployed virgin who can’t drive but my neopets are thriving

don’t worry I’m a 22 year old virgin who hasn’t graduated college and is unemployed.


edit: I can drive but I probably shouldn’t.

It’s okay. I’m a 24 year old unemployed virgin in graduate school studying business which I have absolutely no interest in but now I’m stuck in the field for the rest of my life. 

But I can drive and I think I’m okay at it.

Oh, and I always forget to feed my neopets.

hey, on a serious note… and this may sound silly coming from someone younger than you… it’s NEVER too late to switch fields or directions in your life. 24? you can do whatever you want to do, and a business degree is useful for any profession. what do you want to do that you aren’t doing?

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getneopointsbitches:

ktam:

yeah i’m a 20 year old unemployed virgin who can’t drive but my neopets are thriving

don’t worry I’m a 22 year old virgin who hasn’t graduated college and is unemployed.


edit: I can drive but I probably shouldn’t.

your url <3

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ktam:

yeah i’m a 20 year old unemployed virgin who can’t drive but my neopets are thriving

wow are you me holy shit seriously 

glad there are others.. also sad there are others

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Anonymous asked: You're a virgin? you could totally get it.

sigh

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rawr XDD

yeah i’m a 20 year old unemployed virgin who can’t drive but my neopets are thriving

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ideas for new names for tumblr

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being 20+ on tumblr

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BIkers Against Child Abuse Helps Make Abused Children Feel Safe Again

“A biker’s power and intimidating image can even the playing field for a little kid who has been hurt. If the man who hurt this little girl calls or drives by, or even if she is just scared, another nightmare, the bikers will ride over and stand guard all night.
If she is afraid to go to school, they will take her and watch until she’s safely inside.
And if she has to testify against her abuser in court, they will go, too, walking with her to the witness stand and taking over the first row of seats.”


During one such testimony, a little boy sat on the stand, testifying against his abusive father, who sat less than 10 feet away.  
“Why didn’t you say anything before now?” Asked the prosecutor.
“I was scared.” The little boy replied, honestly.
“Why aren’t you scared now, what changed?” The prosecutor watched the little boy closely as he pointed to the front row of seats in the court room.
“Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

shit like this makes me have faith in humanity again.

^Yes.

reblogging again because it&#8217;s so beautiful :&#8217;)